Polandball: Not Safe For World

How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world is in chaos: riots, terrorism, and zombies. America, the World Police, needs your help as its sidekick. Only YOU can save the world and bring peace, because you're the chosen one, full of passion, kindness, and a thirst for justice—and because America needs a partner for some good cop/bad cop action. So, let's press the nuclear button and neutralize all evil nations, FOR JUSTICE!!!

Gameplay is simple: rotate the Earth to find troubled countries, then attack them until their problems are solved. You must do this before global happiness or population plummets too low. Choose 3 weapons (13 total currently available) per game. A fan of Polandball? You'll love this game.

Q&A

Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.

Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down"? A: Next question.

Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.

Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.

What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Last updated September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.